The nerd, The best Nerd, #1 Virgin

Herro My ppl!
This is Nicholas Woodcock. I am an admin on the "Screw innocence" blog of an ordinary girl blah blah blah ect. This is suppose to be my "introduction". So to make it short sweet and simple (Probably a bad idea since short, sweet, and simple promotes innocence) i am the nerd, the best nerd, #1 pro 1337 $VV@q virgin. My hobbies include gaming and.... having. no life. I pray games like LoL, Dota, BL2, and most MMORPG. So I think you've had enough nerdgasms today so I'm going to end the intro there. Painful Living reader.

P.S ladies, I AM available

-Flail-

Josh didn't post yesterday. The boy must die. No, but, srsly. Sorry about that. I didn't think to text and remind him to post. Ah, well, no matter. Doug Dimmadome's gonna post today. Coz if Nick's not at school, he won't post on the blog. But yass. I'm extremely fucking tired. Didn't go to sleep until 11:30. Yeah, that's not really late, buuuut I've been going to bed that late every night and waking up at 5:45. Kill me. ; ~ ; (ignore my crude joke, I am, in fact, not suicidal) I have a feeling this post won't be long because I only have 30 minutes to finish this, and watch what I can of an American Horror Story episode. Ugh, I'm literally addicted. It's bad. It's the reason I've been staying up so late. Damn you, interesting storyline and hot men. UNGGGG. -flips table- (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ Anyway, I'm ending this post here to go watch it. Stay tuned for another post by the admin, Lauren.

Picking up slack part 2.

So, ja, it's Jenn again. Josh might be posting here later today as well, but just in case he doesn't, I'm posting from school coz I can't when I get home. With that out of the way, how are you guys? It's only been 24 hours, but a lot of shit has already happened. But not bad, like usual. (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Nick wasn't at school yesterday, and knowing him, he'll be gone for weeks before he comes back. Because he's "sick" -ahem-. Anyway, if he doesn't happen to be at school tomorrow, I'll text him and see if he can still post. If not, I'll fill in. Again. Or I might have Lauren do it. Three people can successfully run a blog, I know it. BUT NO MORE BLOG TALK.

So, yesterday, my Physics teacher decided to let a student teach. Like, this isn't a joke, a legit student taught the class. She got up and was like, "So, I'm teaching today," She's nice to me, but not the brightest crayon in the box. I won't say more because she can probably see this (though I doubt she will). I could tell she didn't really know what she was doing, and I actually felt compelled to go up and help her. (side note, we are learning Newton's second law of motion, so I could have easily stepped in and taught it) But the best part is, she curses like a sailor. Someone gave her an answer, and she couldn't understand, so she asked them, "Did you say C? C as in cunt?" I died a little on the inside. (from internal laughter and probably bleeding) Whenever she got something wrong, or made a mistake, she would mutter, "Oh, shit!" and the teacher would just sit in his chair in the back and listen. At one point, he actually helped her a bit by passing out a handout, but then he was silent. It was glorious. Then, for the last, I dunno, ten minutes of class, we watched music videos, and a video of some chick getting bashed in the head with a shovel. (that, too, was glorious)

YAY FOR UNORGANIZATION! Coz, yeah, I didn't really have anything planned to talk about except the Physics thing. ◕ ◡ ◕ Uwahhh. We're supposed to be, um, finishing work in my first period Computer Apps class, but, er, I'm already done. Finished them as they were assigned. -nerd- I literally have nothing to do until our next unit. If we even have one. -super mega big yawn- Ouch, that hurt my jaw a bit. Anyway, I'm kind of scrambling for things to write about because I have nothing else to do. Watching YouTube kills my phone's battery, and it's blocked on all school computers until 10:30 this morning. It's 7:43. I wish I had someone to text. -forever alone- UGH COME ON, JENN, THINK. TYPE. WRITE. BLOG. STOP USING CAPS. Okokok, that was weird, eh? And, this is me calling someone out. (not in a bad way. ish. eh. you'll see) There's a guy that used to comment on my blog a lot, and he hasn't been. I dunno if he stopped reading, or just hasn't commented. But I do miss him dearly. -insert sad face-

Moving on, though, before I start flailing. -flails- FUCK. I'm really cold. Like, I have goosebumps and everything. It's so hot outside. Yet I have goosebumps from being cold inside. Yeah, fuck logic. OH, YES. I must tell you guys about a new "horror" series I've been watching. I use the word horror very lightly here. Anyway. American Horror Story. There are four seasons, I think. Two on Netflix. I saw the first one, and my God was it good. There were a lot of weird parts, like the latex ghost, and the evil mutant baby. But all in all, it was super mega amazing. Now I'm on the second season. About aliens. ( 　ﾟ,_ゝﾟ) It's in an old-timey asylum and I was hoping for more ghosts. But no, I got men in little green suits. And, they used the exact same cast from the first season. It's difficult to see them as anything but their characters from the first season. I mean, not frapping against the series, but come on. OHMYGODWAIT. -fangirl screeches- Adam Levine guest stars in it. I've only seen most of the first episode, but I think he's in it for the season. I really really really really hope so. (you don't even understand my obsession with him. He's like an angel. <3 Gorgeous, talented, kind, funny. Unggg)

Dang, how are these posts so long? I'm literally babbling about nothing. Ah, well. I'm gonna end this post here and go watch the rest of episode one. If my Netflix loads at school. -crosses my fingers- Actually, I change my mind. I won't end the post yet. I'm gonna finish the episode, then blog my reaction. OKAY, BREAK. -skip ahead 2 minutes- That's it? wat. WAT. -flips table- (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ MOOOOOORE. Next episode. -two minutes in- Well, Adam's dead. And now, so are my dreams. -another four minutes in- Um, wat. Okay, I'm definitely ending this post here. See you lovelies on Friday. Until then, stay beautiful. -tummy growls- AGH, STFU. Adeau.~ ^-^

Picking up slack.

So, it's Jenn. Hururur. Anyway, as I'd expected, Randi and Logan probably won't post, so Tuesdays and Wednesdays from now on will be open for the other admins and authors to post. If not, eh. Yolo. (forgive my swag-faggery this early in the morning. OHWAITYOUCAN'TSEETHETIME. it's 7:32.) For today, I'll fill in and make a random post about stuff and whatnot. Yes, yes, quite. I woke up at five somethin' to a text from my friend, and I couldn't get back to sleep. Sooo, I got up and dicked around until time for the bus. AND, not like you'd care, coz..yeah, no one cares about Jenn (oh, irony), but my stomach hurts. LIKE A MUDDA FAKA. No but srsly. Hell knows no pain like that of a stomach ache/cramp. IT'S A MIX OF BOTH. A STOMACH CRACHE. Ohmylordwhatismylife. Pardon me, I'm tired, yet extremely hyper. School is out for me in less than 30 days. JASE, HERE I COME. (oh wait, a little sidenote so no one calls me out on it. prom actually wasn't on a boat. I wasn't paying attention. the school was decorated to look like one. gaaaaaay.)

Oh, and. xD My grandma started taking me to my old therapist again. Normally, it's insignificant information -shit you shouldn't care about- but this time was different. Client-therapist sessions are supposed to be about the client, in this case, me, but my grandma decided to be an attention whore and start crying about something not even related to me or the session. Not being an attention whore myself, but if you're paying for someone to talk to you, and your parents butt in with random, retarded information, wouldn't you be a bit upset? I hardly spoke for the two hours we were there. Damn, granny, if you wanted a therapist, I woulda been happy to wait in the fuckin' car. Be that as it may, when I did get to speak, I was a complete smartass about it. My therapist talked to me like I was a retard. She even used the classic, "How does that make you feel?" Bitch, really? She gave me a huge, long lecture on how the way I say things affect people. No shit, Sherlock. I know I'm rude. If I like someone, I won't be rude. But I don't like people. xD She even told me, "You need to be more considerate of others. Just some food for thought." to which I promptly, and smart-assly replied, "Thanks, but I'm not hungry." -insert dramatic explosions and a wave of OOOOO's- I felt like such a badass. Now I remember why she hates me. Oh, well, whatcha gonna do 'bout it, faggot? ಥ⌣ಥ (yay for obscure movie references ♥)

NEW TOPIC. Fuck therapists. Hell, if you separate their name, they're known as the rapists. That's totes not cool. Don't anally probe me. This post went downhill quickly. OHHEY. Before I forget, I hope you guys like the new admins and authors. Prolly shoulda said that when I mentioned Randi and Logan. Well, oops. My mind was elsewhere. -insert tumbleweed gif- I hope as the blog progresses, there will be more posts by them. Thursday's not even here yet, but I'm excited to see what Nick posts. Probably something to the effect of, "Hi. I'm Nick. Yep." -temper tantrum- (⋋▂⋌) But yass. You will always be able to tell it's me without me even saying it. xD My posts are longer and more retarded. And less..er..formal? I dunno, Josh was pretty formal. It was interesting, tho. Right? Riiiiight? Right. I shall be ending this post here and will see you guys again on Friday. Until then, stay beautiful, my lovelies. Adeau.~

My name is Doug Dimmadome.

Hey. I'm Lauren, one of the admins, but you can call me Doug Dimmadome. I live in kentucky.
I go to school with jenn.
I'm 17.
Aaaaaand, that's all you need to know about me.
And today I got cavities filled.
They jabbed a needle in my sinuses.
The left side of my face is still numb.
I'm gonna take a nap now.

She dead.

First post by Josh

Hello, my name is Josh. I am 15 years old and am a good friend of Jenn. I live in Kentucky and attend same school as Jenn. I should probably stop before I put too much information out there and start getting knocks on the door by strange people, shouldn't I? Yes, I believe so.
Unfortunately I didn't really think of  what I'd be talking about beforehand, so this may be a bit...unorganized.

I suppose I'll tell you what has been happening in my life in the hopes that someone might care. For the larger part of this year it's mostly just been a balancing act of my grades and social life (or lack thereof). Although I have been able to retain a 4.0 it's been...difficult to put it lightly. I guess I kind of asked for a bit of difficulty when I signed up for all AP, huh? Basically there have been only 3 things that have kept me sane throughout this semester. My video games, my small group of friends, and my gf (the previously aforementioned Abbe).

I believe that's all I have time for and probably is as much of  my writing as any one person can take. Goodbye, and have a wonderful day.

I'll write a title later.

Goodmooooorning~! It's currently 7:34 a.m in Kentuckysville, and I'm tired. ;c And hungry. And hot. Blehhhh. (I literally just had to take a 30 minute break to do some make-up work. it's now 8:00 ._.) -yawns- I'm so tired, and my chest feels weird. It's like someone's in my chest squeezing my heart from the inside. I don't like it. ._. ANYWAYYYY. I'm failing two of my four classes~! woohoo for summer school! <3 -dies a little- ; ~ ; I forgot to give my friends the blog info. xD But I have the little slips already written out today, so I won't forget! I'll be adding two of my friends to the editor's list; Logan and Randi. Logan's my Onii, and Randi is my best friend. They also happen to be together. (Cue one big AAAAAAWWWWW!) But yass. I'm also taking Abbie off the list of editors for reasons of my own. Two editors replaced. (Josh included with Abbie. I'm not letting that fuck anywhere near my blog. >_> without a signed permission slip. xD! Kidding! We're cool. Ish. Eh. ._.) But it's whatevs. (✿◠‿◠) I've decided on how to break up the new blog schedule. There will still be posts for every day of the week. Monday will be Lauren, Tuesday Logan, Wednesday Randi, Thursday Nick, Friday me. (If I decide so, Abbie and Josh might write on Saturday and Sunday.) I hope you all are as excited as me for the new new direction the blog will be taking.

YAY FOR A NEW PARAGRAPH. Class will be ending soon, and so will my post. The new blog schedule should be starting up in the next week or so, if my friends hold true. (things might fluxuate for Randi, because she's...difficult when it comes to responsibility. -3- If things do fluxuate, I'll take her place) And with that, my post comes to a close. Check back Monday afternoon sometime for the newest post by our Admin/Editor Lauren. ^-^ Until then, stay beautiful my lovelies! Adeau.~

Over 1K Views!?

Jeez. Most of those 1K views are mine. xD I like reading what I write. ; ~ ; Anywho, today's Tuesday. I wasn't in school yesterday because I didn't feel safe riding the bus. (because of the storms and tornados and whatnot.) I created my own holiday! ~(*^*)~ I call it... -drumroll- D-Day. Yes, there's already a day in history named D-Day, but mine is different. Mine stands for Destruction Day. It's basically my own personal Purge. I don't break laws, I'm not that retarded. However, I do settle scores with people. (meaning fighting) I also go out and buy cheap things to break. Because yoloooo. But yes, the kickoff of D-Day was a success. cx How are you guys, by the way? I have't gotten any strange texts, so I'm guessing next to no one is reading this shit anymore. Ah, well. It's still fun to post. Even if it is only for me. ^-^ Jeez, I sound lonely. ._. But anyway.

Prom was Saturday, and from what I heard, it was off the hook~! -herp ma derp- I didn't go, tho. I think I already said that. But, yeah. It's whatever.Once again, it's taken me three days to write one post. (I keep having to stop because of school and class and crap) I've come to the realization that people have stopped reading my blog all together. And that's just fine. Anywhooo. Today at lunch, I'm going to give out my blog information to all my friends and let them write posts for the blog. I'll have them do a little collab intro post and then yeah. They'll have free reign ^-^ Though, they probably won't use emoticons like me. (Well, Lauren might.)

Abbie's probably gonna be the formal one, the one closest to an actual writer. (Like I used to be.) Her boyfriend might write with her, I dunno, nor do I really care. Uh, who else? OH JA. Nick. He's the one closes to my cousin, John. In resemblance, I mean. He'll be the weird/funny/maybe boring (xD) one. Then there's Lauren. She's probably gonna be the one closest to me when it comes to typing. Unless of course Bailey chooses to write here also. (I hope so, uwahhh~! Bailey is super mega kawaii <3) Get ready for the shitstorm that is my friends. I hope this goes over well. o.o

I must end this post here, but there shall be more to come very soon~! ^-^ Until then, stay beautiful, my lovelies. Adeau~!