Everyday Postings!?

Yasssss. So hei. c: As you can tell by the title, I'm gonna try and start posting either everyday or every other day. Depending on what I'm doing in class and how much free time I have. (-yawn-) It is currently 7:28 AM in Kentuckysville, and I'm tired as fuck. That's some legit tired right thurr. OKAY. There is a point to this post. I'm gonna rant~! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

Don't read this if you don't like people ranting. Mk. Let's begin. Why the fuck do schools start so early? Okay, like, mine starts at 7:30. I have friends that don't even have to be up until 7:30. I wake up at 5:45 every fucking morning. Statistically speaking, the human brain isn't available for proper functioning until after 10:30 AM. Fuck you, school, fuck you. I get home at 3 PM, yeah, not that late, right? It's hell anyway. I spend 30 to 45 minutes on the damn bus going home. 

 As if that's not bad enough, I'm constantly tired. What, with the waking up before the sun rises and all. How do people do it? I know that in some jobs, people have to wake up earlier than 5:45, and if they read this, they'd probably be pissed at my lack of...enthusiasm over waking up later than them. To add fuel to the fire, my important classes are in the morning, and generally, we like to take exams. It's hard to focus when all I can think about is going to sleep. My grades aren't bad, but I have a feeling they'd be better if I slept in another hour or so.

In conclusion, (getting all formal and shit) waking up early fucking sucks donkey nuts. Make the elementary school kids wake up earlier, they're more versatile than us older kids. The kindergarteners even get nap time, like, what the fuck? I want nap time. (¬_¬) I wake up sometimes with bags under my eyes. Even my bags have bags. (if you know what I mean. wait, wat) Either way, I'm almost done with school anyway. I'm hoping to graduate in December. Afternoon classes, here comes Mama! And with that, my rant comes to a close. (✿◠‿◠)


NEW TOPICCC!

Normal time, yey! This post is gonna be long. If you get what I mean ಥ‿ಥ -pedo grin- okay, no, I'm already in trouble with the law. OHMYGOD. I'll tell you guys what happened over spring break, mk? Not like you know me personally. (no offense, I needed justification. ; ~ ;) I'd gone to the mall with one of my best friends, Lauren. We were having a good time, laughing, drinking mango smoothies, shopping to our heart's contenst, when it happened. As a joke, we went into the store Claire's and looked at bows for our hair. Jokingly, I looked up at the camera and slipped one into my bag. (keep in mind, I was being a smartass, I knew they could see me, it was indeed a joke.) I immediately felt horrible for playing such a retarded joke for no reason, so I took the bow out of my bag, looked up at the camera, mouthed an "I'm kidding," and put the bow back.

As I was leaving the store, two managers and a mall security cop came up and said, "We need the bow you put into your bag." At that, my heart sank and I knew they didn't think it was a joke. I said to them, as I was shaking terribly, "I-I put it..back.." and led them to where I'd placed it. I was then led through the mall, to the security office, where the police were called. Within minutes, the officer'd shown up. They decided to ban me from the mall for two years. And the best part is, the bow was only 8$. (the second best part, being the fact that I put the bow back, and mouthed "I'm just kidding.") I apparently have to go to court and "plead my case" even tho Claire's decided not to press charges. -feins relief- Oh thank the lord, what ever was I going to do? I know. Not give a fuck? It was a joke, the camera saw it, my friend saw it, I did it. Putting it back, mouthing an apology. But I should've known. Claire's is really shitty and snotty anyway. I wouldn't wipe my ass with any of their products. Crappy quality, expensive as fuck. Why do you think I picked that store for my joke? Anyway, after all that happened, I got home and had to give up my phone and laptop to my grandmother. (she already hates me, by the way, this was the icing on the fucking cake.) Which is why I can only post from school.

All of this is really harsh, y'know? I can understand the banning from that particular store, and maybe me paying a small fine for being an ass. But no, they banned me from the mall itself, all the retaurants around it, and a few of the outside stores. Not to mention the fact that I have to go to court. Over an 8 dollar hair bow. Really, Kentucky? Really? Chill your nipples. I could understand if I'd stolen a fucking 80 dollar necklace. But an 8 dollar bow? Shit, next thing you know, someone will be getting lucked up for life for stealing a candy bar. The fuck? I'm so done. I shouldn't have done it, yeah. I just didn't realize that the justice system was full of pricks. Anyway, I learned my lesson. No more stupid-ass jokes like that. I'm gonna end this post here. Now that you know what happened. I'll post again on...err... -trying to think- Oh, today's Wednesday. o. o I'll post tomorrow! Until then, stay beautiful, my lovelies. Adeau.~