WASSAP.

Heyoo. So, sorry if there's a lot of typos. I'm typing in a dark classroom. xD Gaiz. I've gotta tell you a secret fear. So, y'know how I talked about Jase and shit? Yeah, ok. So, he really looks like this guy in my school. Like really looks like him. But he doesn't sound the same. A part of me thinks it's him. But there's two dilemmas. And two answers for them. Okay, number 1: Jase has a California area code. However, I've met people in the state with out-of-state area codes. Number 2: The guy in my school could just be changing his voice when he talks to me. Number 3: I'm really suspicious because everyday when I walk into algebra, him and this girl look at each other, then at me, and smile. I dunno what to do. Like, I'm not embarrassed because of what me and Jase do on the phone. He's just as much of a pervert as me. But see, I'm just afraid the wrong people are gonna find out. I dunno. If I find out Jase is actually the boy at my school, heads -and balls- will roll. Before I kill anybody, I'm gonna go look up pictures to post here. -.-"


Sooooo~ I just found out I can comment beside my pictures. xD Herp derp. I gotta piss. OHWAIT. THAT REMINDS ME. I was given a two hour talk about sex and why it's bad to do it before marriage. [LOL. pissing reminds me of sex? xD W-T-F. kinky shit ;o] And literally, the only two reasons I'm still a virgin are: I don't want to get pregnant or get STD's, and I want my first time to be special. 'Coz..you know...you're giving away the one most private thing about you. And once you give it up, that person will have a part of you forever. Even when you're married, your husband won't get all of you. All because of one mistake before marriage. Plus, if you get pregnant.. e.e I just really hate kids.

CUTE, EH ESE!?!? Okay. xD Now I'm in an okay mood. Until tomorrow when I see those two again. Oh jeez. So, I have three packets for homework. One Spanish that's like 10 pages, and two for Algebra 2 that are like...really long. ANYWAY. I'm just gonna make this blog about my life and shit. Apparently me grandma and a friend went to Lexington, then to Owensboro to look at group homes for me because they're "sick of my shit." Translation: I sleep all day, and stay up all night on the computer. -dramatically fans myself- Oh shit, I'm out of control! Meanwhile, in another part of America, teens my age are pregnant, getting high, or partying. But somehow, I'm a bad teen. LOLOK. Bitch. [this is turning out to be more of a rant. xD]

BUNNAY. Okokokokok, it's almost time to go already. And I don't think I have very many typos. WOOWOO FOR ME. I'ma go back to being a paranoid parrot. Mmmmmmmk~ God damn I don't wanna go to band. FML. 7 minutes. ; A ; I really gotta pee. xD OH GOD. 6 minutes. D; Fuck that. I'm skipping. [I'm not skipping] The bell usually rings early, so I'ma end this post here with one last thing to say... 5 MINUTES. D; Just kidding. xD I love you guys. Adeau~ <3

Uhhh...?

Couldn't think of a title. :B BRO. BRO. OMG. xD My phone started buzzing in class today. Like, usually it's no big deal, it's just like "oh I'm a phone, jingle, jingle, vibrate" but we were taking a test. ._." so it was all like "FUS RO DAH MADAFAKA." and the teacher was just like "-rolls eyes- wtf. turn it off" THANK GOD I'M TEACHER'S PET. .///o///. Anywhoreeeee. I'm hungry. I'm always hungry. xD -le fatass- I'm also apparently a loser. Whatever. KAWAII DESU MOTHERFUCKER.

It's been a while since I've put a picture in one of my blogs. c: I SHALL GO GET MORE.

YEAUH MADAFAKA. Ok. I've gotta run. Sword class is ending soon and I have shit to do. xD I LOVE YOU GAIZ. BAIBAI.

Hey, Faggots.

WASSAAAAAAAAAP. I gotta pee. LOLOL. Sooo, I finished my digital driver's license. [I'm so retarded, I thought it was like an online permit or whatever. it's about internet safety. -.-"] I have nothing to do at the moment in my class. FREE PERIOD? No, I'm not that lucky. ;c Speaking of being unlucky, wtf is with my relationship status? Technically I'm single. But there's one boy I fool around with. He calls me "babe" and "hun" and "baby girl" but I'm so confused. He says he doesn't want to hurt anyone by dating me, yet he treats me like his girlfriend. I dunno. Do I have the balls to ask him to be my boyfriend? Nope. Prolly not. Ah, well. T'was better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all. [deep shit right there] Waitwaitwait. Hold the fuck up. -z snaps- It's the boy's job to ask the girl out. I'm staying with that. If he asks me out, cool. If not, I'm moving on. Tho it's kinda hard when we makeout and shit. .///o///. TMI? Idgaf, you're my readers. DEAL WITH IT. Pls.
; - ; OKAY, I'M OUT OF TIME. ADEAU, MY LOVELIES. <3

I fail.

HELLOOOOO MY LOVELIES. I went a weekend without posting. OMFG. -smartass- Hokaii. So, I got in trouble again [didn't see that coming -sarcasm-] for waking my grandma up at like 3 in the morning. xD Not my fault I'm nocturnal. [maybe it is. idgaf] My weekend was going swell. Until Friday. I lost my best friend, because apparently, I'm "fake". LOLokay. I let my boyfriend call her a name, and told her boyfriend that she eats my food without asking. LOLOL. I'm sooo fake. Since she knew my boyfriend insulted her, and since she knew what I told her boyfriend was true, that makes me fake. Sorry if you can't keep up. xD She hates me and I'm just here like "K. Idgaf. I never liked you anyway. -snort-" OHMYGOD. You'll never guess wtf I did this lovely Monday morning. xDD [srsly. you'll never guess.] I'll give you a moment.
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DID YOU GUESS!?!? I fell off the bus. xD I was walking too fast, and for a split second, I thought, "Oh, this won't end well." but I was too late. My foot missed the step-up and I scraped my hand and did a barrel roll, hitting my head on the concrete. My phone flew out of my hand and the case fell off. xD It all happened in slow motion, but I couldn't stop it. Whatevs. I didn't even blush. Though I did wanna flip off the people laughing. Oh, I didn't realize you've never fallen in pubic. Bitch, please. Welp, my class is almost over. So, adeau. <3

The new Blog Partner!

-drum roll- I promised you lovelies a while back that I was adding a partner to my blog. Well, here she is, my best friend and new writer, CUPPI-CHAN! I love her dearly, and I'm honored to have her sweet kawaii-style spice up my blog. I interviewed her just now and this is how it went:


Jenn: Okay, ready for da interview part? ;o
Cuppi: o rai nao
Cuppi: okai
Jenn: -clears throat- Ahem.
Jenn: Haiii, Cuppi.
Jenn: c:
Cuppi: -casually sips a cup of tea- Hello there. ^-^
Jenn: What new ideas can you bring to my blog?
Cuppi: 100% kawaiiness~
Jenn: Exactly what we need. :D
Cuppi: lol yes honey.
Jenn: And do you think you're qualified to write with me? [hope that doesn't sound rude e.e]
Cuppi: I think so.....and if not I'll just fill the gaps with pictures. c:
Jenn: Smart. I haven't used pictures yet. What sorts of things will you talk about in your posts?
Cuppi: Well I'm not really sure what you're fans are into (like I know mine are into kawaii) but once I find out, I'll make my post revolve around that! ^-^
Jenn: I can't wait to start writing with you! Anything you would like to add?
Cuppi: Happy to be workin with you guuuuuurl~!

I know you gaiz will love her because I do. c: She's gonna do a lil intro that I'll put beneath the pictures. :D

I jinxed myself. Goddammit.

WARNING: THIS IS A SERIOUS POST. NOTHING FUNNY HERE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
So...turns out Mr.Cecil, the worst of the two band teachers, went. To. The. Office. About me not playing in band. Apparently he doesn't want me to be a librarian. Whoopdie-fucking-doo. So, instead of letting me play a regular saxophone, that nigga switched me to tenor saxophone. I tried that last year. That fucking thing is bigger than me. The first time I played it, I went home crying. It was so bulky and it couldn't fit in my lap. Everyone was glaring at me because I would accidentally hit them with the bell of the saxophone. I felt so belittled. I don't think I can stand a whole year of this hell. I'm gonna fucking skip everytime I get the chance. I hope I get suspended, or, like, kicked out of band. That's how much I fucking despise it. It wouldn't be so bad if I could play something else. OH HOLD THE FUCK UP. Here's the fucked up part. I even told my teacher that I had a flute at home I could bring, and just play that. He said, "Oh no, we have too many flutes." NIGGA, SO FUCKING WHAT? I'm ending this post before I break my brand new laptop. Adeau, my lovelies.

It's Monday Again!

Whoooo! But not really. I mean, it's not as bad as other Mondays. Yet. -knocks on wood- I dunno if I can blog at school, but idgaf. #BADASS. I started this post yesterday, but my teacher sat beside me the whole time. Talk about awkward. ._." I ALMOST FORGOT. Today's Tuesday now. xD This week is going so slow. School sucks. LOL WAIT. I just went on a rant on a school website about how pointless Algebra is. So, it turns out that Mr.Porter is the more understanding of my two band teachers. Instead of making me start a new instrument, he just said I could be the librarian. Basically I organize music, pass out music, or clean the band room. I don't really do anything. Guess you could say I have a free period. -victory dance- FREE PERIOD ALL YEAR, NIGGA. Fuck yea. Well, for the semester. I doubt the other band teacher will like this little arrangement. xD He's kind of a dickface. Like, no. OHOHOHOHOH. I got a new laptop. It's fucking gorgeous. <33333333 It's bright red, with a red keyboard. <3333 [red is my favorite color. it's the color of evil. like, the old-time queens, the badasses, they all wore red. ANYWHORE.] Uhuhuhuhuh. I came up with a way to dump my boyfriend of seven months. It's really sad that we got this far, but really, I won't miss him. The flame we shared dimmed and burned out many months ago. Even before I met Jase. So, I guess I'm technically single. Welp. This sucks donkey balls. Though this gives me time to focus on school. LOLOLOLOL OMG NO. That was a bad joke. x'D But seriously, being single gives me more free time to work on the MANY novel projects I'm doing. Currently, I'm on the second novel in my "Misunderstanding" series and on the first novel in my "New American Serial Killers" series. The artist for my novels has sort of...resigned. Well, we don't have classes together, and we just kind of...drifted apart. I guess this is an advertisement. xD ANYONE WHO CAN DRAW. I NEED YOU. I SHALL SHARE ALL THE FAME AND GLORY OF BEING FAMOUS. If push comes to shove, I just won't illustrate it at all. I guess I'll need a photographer at the least, though. -groans- Well shit. This post got serious. Like damn. FADADADADADA. Happiness and kittens and rainbows and shit. Well maybe not shit. xD BUT THE OTHER STUFF. Mmk. I gotta end this post here, my lovelies. Class is dismissing soon and I gotta go be a librarian. -puts my hair in a bun, puts on a beige oversized cardigan, and large glasses- SHHH. YOU NO TALK HEAAA. HOKAI. -snorts- Okay, byebye. [DON'T HATE ME IF I DON'T POST TOMORROW]

6 Months Later

HELLOOOO MY LITTLE LOVE BUGS. Okai. I know I have some explaining to do. .___. I've been busy. Started junior year. [FUCK YEAH] LOLOL. I'm writing this from school actually. So. I'll prolly get in trouble for saying fuck. xD AYE. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK. Mmk. #Badass. Ok no. xD I'm SIXTEEN NOW. One year closer to voting and cigarettes. Woo. The internet at my house is currently down, so I'll probably only be able to post from school. e.e OH WAIT. I got a new name on IMVU. However, I'm not going to reveal it to you, seeing as my account has been hacked so many times. I will still be doing "Fashion Fridays", but I will be a bit more discreet. [like the CIA maddafaka] Let's see. Uhuhuh, I've been in relationships. I was in one with my best guy friend in the entire world. It lasted for almost a month. Until he got bored of me and cheated. -sighs- Am I stupid for still being his friend? I guess...I guess I was in love with our friendship. I just couldn't bear to lose him. Kry knew things about me no one else did. But no more sadness, I've moved on. I'm now with someone named Jase. Well. Technically he's not mine. It was sort of a love-triangle thing. Another girl likes him, so he didn't get with either of us. How sweet, right? But it's obvi he loves me more. Like...you should hear our phone conversations. Literally, I'm up from 2 A.M until I get up for school at 6. It makes my grandma so mad. [LOL. She even took my phone away for like a day. xD So hardcore, granny.] Uhhh, I've written one full novel, begun the second one, and began a completely new series based off of me and Jase's relationship. [he asked me to. god, he's so cute. OKOKOK. back on topic] I'm dropping out of band. Ugh. Finally. It was SO boring. And apparently at school now, everyone has to make a journal entry everyday on a school-monitored website. That's what made me come back here and post. I didn't want to say bad words. BUT HERE, I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASSHOLE. FUCK SHIT CUNT BITCH SLUT WHORE. God, that felt good. LOLOL. You guys. I love you guys. My loyal readers. I PROMISE. I WILL TRY TO BLOG MORE OFTEN. I'm done with my ILP shit for my SWORD class, so I'll prolly blog erryday unless the shithead teacher makes me do some stupid shit. I really missed saying bad words. ; - ; Hokai. I've got about 8 minutes left. LET'S MAKE THIS SHIT SPARKLE. [lolwut]