WTF ADMINS.

Jenn here. And uh. ADMINS, I TOLD ONE OF YOU TO POST. -flips table- (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ But anywayyyy. My gauges are infected. ouo Well, one of them is. The right one. Coz..I, uh, forced the gauge through and something tore. It's not a blowout; Lauren woulda told me. But it's bleeding and seeping puss. (Gross, I know. Gauges, wtf. W-T-F.) So, because of the pain in my right earlobe, I didn't sleep well last night, resulting in me being incredibly tired.

Moving on, my Comp Apps teacher just said we'll have 15 minutes to prepare. Um. For what? We were supposed to be working on a project these last few days, I think. Oops. Whatever; I hate projects anyway. I dunno. -yawn- In other news, I've managed to get my grades up to 60's. Well, the final grades. I still have a 58 in Physics. AND NOW ON TO MY FAVORITE TOPIC. Fucking with the gay guy. I actually didn't yesterday. xD I wanted to so damn bad. But I forgot that my grandma wouldn't be home, and instead my aunt came over to watch me for the next few days. So, out of politeness, I hung out with her until 7, and by that time, the gay guy was nowhere to be found. I'll give him a name to protect his identity. Bob. No, wait, that's the freshman kid's name. Ugh, ok. Smitty Yagermanjensen. Yes. NOW WE CAN CONTINUE. Er..well..that's it, actually. ._. Didn't see 'im yesterday.

GODDAMMIT, I KEEP SNIFFING. Ugh. There are no tissues in this fucking classroom. Know what I hate more than not having tissues? (get ready for this shit) I fucking hate it when I'm stretching back over my chair and my shirt's like "LOL, WHATCHA DOOOIN'? I WANNA SEE. LEMME UNCOVER YOUR BELLY BUTTON LOL. WANNA HOLD ME DOWN WHILE YOU STRETCH? THAT'S COOOOL." Srsly. My shirt goes halfway up my tummy, and I'm like, "Bro. These people in my class don't wanna see my belly button. Stahp bein' a dick." And yes, I have conversations with my shirt. You don't? Get on my level. <-< -sniffle storm- GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I feel like I'm gonna sneeze. I'm sittin' in class like

Legit, that's my face. I FEEL IT. -super mega gross sniffle- JESUS BALLS. (yay, Markiplier <3) Anywho. xD I think someone's watching me type this. And to that I say...

 



 



I'm SO done with this retarded-ass post. I hope you weirdos enjoyed it. And, yes, that's my new name for my lovelies. OHMYGOD. My lovely weirdos. YES. FUCKING YES. <3 Anywho, I shall see you guys on Monday with an important announcement about the blog schedule. Until then, stay beautiful, my lovely weirdos. Er..Stay weird. OH, I LIKE THAT ONE BETTER. Huehuehue. Adieu.~

WHEN WILL SCHOOL END!?!

Jenn here, and, uh, yeah. School's still not out for me. And starting two days after school's out, I start summer school. (maybe) SCREW THIS. I wanna graduate. Aye aye, college, waddap!? Anywhore, I have a project in Computer Apps. (side note: apparently the class name changed to Digtial Literacy. ooooooooh, so fancy. except not at all) OH YEAH, before I forget. I'm deathly ill with strep throat. :D But I can't miss school because I only go 7 more days. And I'd miss 2 because of strep. So, my throat hurts and I feel like dying. c: Fuck you, school, fuck you. (I think I said that before. Deja vu. xD) But yeah, being sick sucks butts. These next few posts by me probably won't be interesting. I'll just talk about bullshit with my classes. Though, Nick and Lauren might be a bit more interesting than me. Moving on, I'VE BEEN HIT TWICE TODAY. Like, right on hit. Full on. The first kid fucking fell on me. Stepped on my feet, elbowed my face, and made me almost fall out of my chair. It was an accident, but still. No mercy, god damn. The second kid hit me in the face as I was walking down the hall. Didn't see me coming and extended his arm. Right into my face. BUT. Moving on.

I just looked back at my journal entries from a year ago (the ones in my career portfolio and shit), and daaaamn. I was even more of a smartass back then. If that's possible. Reading those entries, my face was locked in the general "OOOOH SHIT" position. Y'know, eyebrows raised, mouth slightly agape. I figured that if anyone else read those they'd think I was a general smartass and bad kid. Which I am, but still. Not the point here.

Day two of this retarded ass post. (I had shit to do yesterday, and yeah.) So, NEW TOPIC. I want school to end. Only 4 more days. 4 more long-ass days. I have finals on Monday and Tuesday, but in Physics I'm just watching a movie. I finished the writing thing...fuck, forgot what it's called. Uh..OH YEAH. On-Demand writing. Now all I have is the huge-ass test as the end of course test. Let's see..I have one for Computer Apps as well..living online and whatnot. Made a 77.8 on the practice, so I'm not worried. I'm more worried about the English one. （￣へ￣） LITTLE PIGGY, NO, NO. -can't even- BUT ANYWHOOOOORE. I'm just watching movies today and taking tests later today, tomorrow, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Technically, that's five days, BUT. I'm not counting today.

But enough of the boringness, I have some real juicy news. (ew wat. not what it sounds like) I recently  made friends with a gay guy. Keep up with me here, he's an online friend. Like..met him online. But anyway, my online profile and whatnot says that I'm a girl, however, I've managed to convince him that I'm a male. xDD Changed my whole profile around as well. I know he's probably lying about one of three things: his gender, age, or sexuality. (doubt that last one, he seems to be a huge faggot) Still, it's funny as fuck to mess with him. Am I horrible? Probably. But hey, it's the internet. Oh god, I can't wait to get home and fuck with him more. Is this cyberbullying? I don't think so. I mean, I'm incredibly nice to him, so..not a bully. Just an ass in the fact that I'm fucking with his mind. HE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. Everyone wants their mind fucked by Jenn. (LOOOL. I had to.) Anywho, I don't feel horrible about it. But I should be ending this post here. I shall force one of the admins to post today. IDGAF who. Jesus Christ.  Until next time, stay beautiful my lovelies. Adieu.~

I keep forgetting.

Jenn here. I'm an idiot. ._." Not only did I forget to tell my friend about the texting thing, but I forgot to ask Doug Dimmadome to post yesterday. T^T Guess it's not that important if I keep forgetting. Oh..my lord..WISDOM FROM JENN. I should be a philosopher. Oh yass. -adjusts glasses- Anywho, I did not come with a purpose today, so this post will be a bit...sporadic. I finished Black Butler. Ugh, kind of. It's weird. e.e There's, like, an after story that has nothing to do with the original story. And, I'm gonna see if I can get my friend Damen to "sign a contract" with me. -wink wink- ;D That's how obsessed I am. xD It's amazing.

NEW TOPIC. I'm gonna go check my grades. -screeches like a banshee- MY PHYSICS GRADE WENT UP TO A D. YAAAAAAAASS!! 59.66! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. We have a test today in there and if I do bad, my grade'll go down again. ; ~ ; Aaaaaaahhhhhh. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ Anyway, this post is absolutely horrid. But I shall post it anyway, because, hey, IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY. You're welcome. c; Until next time, stay beautiful, my lovelies. Adieu.

Oopsies.

Jenn here. I forgot to log out. On a school computer. I'm a genius. ._." Nothing seems to have been fucked with, buuuuut, I could be wrong. So, I came here with a purpose. Another rant. It happened again yesterday. I was texting the same friend, and he "fell asleep" I suppose, though it would have been only six o'clock there. I'm finally gonna tell him. :I Fuck it if I'm mean, he always does this shit. (Deja vu.) He's the highlight of my day, and when he "falls asleep", my day goes to shit. Heheheh, I keep saying shit. Shitshitshit. But anyway, I am thoroughly pissed off. I have enough balls today to tell him.

But on a lighter note, I'm getting closer to the end of Black Butler. I forgot what my order for anime was, so I gotta go back and check it, then add Sword Art Online, and...fuck, what was it? OH YA. Rosario + Vampire. Netflix has a looooot of good animes. And I'm a sucker for a good anime. (Oh, jeez..that sounded wrong..sucker..anime...BLOWJOB...wat.) -more internal feuding- OHOHOHO, I'LL GO GOOGLE A LIST OF ANIME. WEUH. MOEEEE~! (Side note xD weuh is supposed to be said in a PewDiePie voice. Coz..that's how he goes "woo". If you dunno him, then that went right over your head.) -runs off to Google- Code Geass is one I've wanted to watch for a while. -adds it to le list- Fruits Basket, Special A, Angel Beats, Eden of the East, Boundary of Emptiness, Tamayura, and My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU. Jesus, that's a lot. Guess I won't be going anywhere over the summer. c;

ON AN EVEN LIGHTER NOTE, MY PHYSICS GRADE WENT UP ONE POINT. WEUHHH!!! 59, BITCHES! All's I need is one more point. Come on, baby! 59.47. Once it reaches 59.5, it'll be rounded up. I don't even need one more point, I need .3 points. COME ON, .3 POINTS. -screams and flails around like a dying fish- I'm so excited, like, you don't even know. I'm working my ass off to finish with a D. I'm not taking this fucking class again. But I shouldn't have to. Please please pleeeeease. ; ~ ; ACK. I'm gonna end this post before I have an anurysm. xD Uh, I shall see you lovelies soon. I'll see if Doug Dimmadome can post today.~ Until next time, stay beautiful, my lovelies. Adieu.~

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

So it's yah boy Nick here again. I feel a bit lonely because my gaming comp. is at my other house. Other house you say? yes other house I'm rich. So my beautiful League account will remain frozen for a while. and a shame too, I just hit thirty like... a week ago. Anyways, gotta go back to App gaming. l8r peeps.

MOEEEE.

Jenn here. I keep forgetting to make my other admins post. Obviously they don't read the blog. *AHEM* >-> Triflin'. Anywhore, I had yesterday (Tuesday) off, and it was FABALAS. But I somehow managed to fuck up my sleeping schedule, so I'm tired. ; ~ ; Side note: what the fuck is a career portfolio? I just..checked..my school's website. And I'm supposed to work on one of those. So, um, what the fuck? But moving on, this blog post is gonna be short, sweet, and to the point. Like sex. HURHURHUR. Wouldn't be a post by Jenn without something obscene in it! :D And I bet you're wondering about the title. xD "what the fuck is a moe? this bitch has lost her fuckin' mind." No, no, no. Well, I have, but no. It's pronounced "mo-eh". And I heard it in an anime; thought it was funny. So yass. MOEEEE. Okay, wait, rant time. You know what I fucking hate? When you're texting someone, and they're replying and all, then suddenly, out of no where, they stop. I was texting my friend last night, and around 10-ish, I sent him a text and waited over an hour for an answer before going to sleep. Woke up, and he still hadn't replied. Bitch, I know you didn't fall asleep, you're two hours behind me. It was 8 there. Fuck you for making me wait; you always do this shit. Is it too hard to text something like, oh I don't fucking know, "I'm busy, we'll talk later"? Five fucking words, it'll take you three seconds. Jesus. Fucking Christ. (A lot of swears in this post. Get the hint? If you're a girl, you get it. -wink wink nudge nudge-) I'm done with the rant for now. It just pisses me off. I think I already ranted about this same subject before. TAKE THE HINT, YOU ASS. I hope he reads this. I'll send him the blog link and be like, "Read the first post. It's all for you." ...No, I won't do that. -sigh- Or will I? I dunno, that all seems pretty mean, especially since I haven't even told him that it bugged me. (Genius Jenn strikes again) I think I'm gonna end this post here. Not much else for this post to do. Nowhere else for it to go. Until next time, stay beautiful, my lovelies. Adieu.~

Happy fuckin' Monday.

Jenn here, and it's Monday. Again. Today's the last day for presentations, and alls I have to do is watch and listen. I was up suuuuper late last night. Like, midnight-thirty, I think. I dunno, pretty late. Er..early? Wtf. T^T I didn't come prepared today for a post. Though, I have the usual, rantings, reviews, and bitchings about my boyfriend. (-sighhhh-) I'll start with a rant. About...uh...fuck... I'll make it up as I go. I just spent the last 30 seconds or so, seizing out in my seat, deciding whether or not to sneeze. I FELT LIKE I HAD TO, but...then... -flips table- the feeling went away and I was left sitting there like a wounded seal. A rant about almost-sneezes? I think so. GAHH, THE FEELING CAME BACK. I keep sniffling, but NEEEEEEH. Fuck you, sneezes. Fuck you. Okay, no, this is retarded. I know, I'll go check my grades, then bitch about them. Let's see...90, 74, 60, and 58. Oh shit, I just found out that I have to go to summer school. The guidance counselor came over the intercom and said, "E-mail me the name of students in jeopardy of not earning a credit this semester. Today is the deadline for summerschool submissions." No, no, no, no, no, no, no. NO. Fuck you. This is bullshit. I've gotten good grades on my homework for the last few days. Hell, my English grade came up, so why the fuck did my Physics grade not come up? Fuck you, Mr. Cock-ass. (new rant, going off on the Physics teacher) If I have to go to summerschool, I'll be telling the guidance counselor all about how the Physics teacher didn't raise my grade, even though I have a 100 for the assignment. 100 for the homework, 100 for the book problems. I mean what. Whatthefuck. WHATTHEFUCK. Fuck you, giraffe-lookin' motherfucker. I deserve those points, and you fucking know it. (Jeez, using the word "fuck" sparingly, eh?) Anyway, I can fix this, no problem. I'm sure if the guidance counselor bitches at him, he'll have to change it. Especially since the guidance counselor that loves me would have to do it. Ms. Guelde. Oh, how I love her. She's gonna end up saving my ass. x.x Again. ._. I hope. But anyway, new topic.

I'm off school tomorrow for election day~! But my brother still has to go. xD You seeee, he lives in Wisconsin. And yee. Anyway, I just got done reading about how one of my teachers was arrested for sodomy on Friday afternoon. (basically he had frickle frackle with a student) And it's time for me to end this post. Until next time, stay beautiful, my lovelies. Adieu.~

I'm so done.

I DIDN'T EVEN PRESENT YESTERDAY. (Jenn hurr, by the way.) When the teacher came to me, I kind of..um..went full retard. ._." I said, "I-I eh, ah, uh, um, er...forgot...link...in powerpoint...need it..to...present..." She looked at me with raised eyebrows, making me feel like even more of the bonified dumbass I was trying not to be. I'm ready to present today, I think. Maybe. Probably not. I can't afford any more points off. This is probably the one time having badass swag won't help me. GOD DAMMIT, MY SWAG WON'T HELP. Unggg. I swear, if she makes me go first, I'm gonna shit kittens. I'm really tired and severely sleep-deprived, so I'd end up biting her arm off, roasting it, then making her eat it. (jeez, this took a dark turn, eh? eh, yolo.) -sneeze- OHMYGODEW. EW EW EW. Fuck you sneezes, suck my nuts. My peanuts. ANYWAY. Back on track. I just got done reading Nick's post, sooo, I'll respond to it. Ahem.

NICK, YOU DESPERATE FUCK, NONE OF MY KAWAII READERS WANTS YO ASS. I don't even know if girls read this. You're not even single. You're in a relationship wit DEEZ NUTS. I'm sure if we read this at the lunch table, you'll laugh as hard as I am right now. -stone faced glare- Just kidding. You're cool. Kind of. Well, you're cool enough to post on the blog. OH SHIT, THIS MAN'S GUCCI. Girls, he's single. You might wanna hit dat up. He's seriously...one of a kind. (you're welcome, you little fuck.) Huehuehuehuehueh. Daaaaaaayum. I'm mean. But whatever. I gotta take a break, coz presentations are about to start.

-Le 50 minutes later- ...what...the fuck...was I so worried about? I presented, and it wasn't that bad, actually. A few people whispered, and to them I say, fuck you. :D I made a few people giggle and made one kid go "YEAAAAH" when I said I played COD. Thank you, random kid. xD I told, in my presentation, about the blog. So..if people from class are reading this, er. Um. I curse like a fuckin' sailor. c; And if you're the assholes that were whispering. -middle finger- ( 　ﾟ,_ゝﾟ) I am not amused. BUT ANYWAYYYY. Time to go dick around on YouTube until time to go. Until next time, stay beaufitul, my lovelies. Adieu.~

Sup fellow virgins

This is #1 virgin again! posting while playing League of Legends! Nevermind posting AFTER we won the game of league. so not a lot to talk about because I have a boring life. I mean, Other than my planned video on League. I rage a lot in league, especially when me, or my team aren't doing good. So I plan on making a complication on the amount of times I say the word "fuck" in league. But that won't be happening soon :P. You see, I've gotten really fucking good at league, So I usually win, Which means I don't usually curse when playing league anymore. So I either have to purposfully suck, and pretend to be a tryhard. OR play with a friend who sucks balls. So yeah.... If anyone out there sucks at league, be my guest. Anyways that's my post. See you all l8r.

PS LADIES, still available :D

WHY ISN'T ANYONE POSTING?

Jenn hurr. I suppose it's my fault that the blog stats are going down. ._. BUT ANYWAY. I'm blogging early because I can't later on, and during my usual blog posting time, I have a presentation to demonstrate...well, me. I'm so nervous, I'm gonna puke. Not really. But maybe. NYEHHH. Why did I have to be a Spade? Note: we were divided into three catagories: Diamond, Heart, and Spade. We had to draw a card from a deck, and I pulled out Spade. I cheated a bit. I wanted to get Spade because someone else *cough cough* had Spade, and I figured it was a group project. I saw the Spade on the bottom of the deck and chose it, thinking I'd get to work with that someone. (this isn't a crush, by the way. ew wat.) Anyway, when I realized it was solo and we'd have to present, I wanted to vomit. I'd rather kick a toddler than present in front of the class. I'll get all clammy, and probably vomit. (lots of vomiting, eh? do I sense a new fetish?)

The teacher just announced that we'll have 25 minutes to prepare. I already did. Like 50 times. You don't even understand how much of an anxiety attack I'm having. I hate getting in front of people with information about me. Like, I hate presenting by myself, and I hate sharing information about me. Combine the two and it won't take long for me to "nope" the fuck out of there. My heart is pounding; I can hear it in my ears. I doubt I'll go first, but still. I couldn't sleep last night because of the anxiety, and now I'm exhausted, so I'll probably stumble over my words. Great. I'm fucking terrified. The only thing that'll calm me down would be to see someone's presentation be worse than mine. -squeal- 20 minutes. Damn, I wrote all that in five minutes? o.o I am terrified. Can't stop typing. Talking. Er.. see? This'll be what happens when I get up there. Mumbling to myself, rambling about nothing. Jeez, I'm a bonified dumbass. Oh god, oh god, oh god. I wonder if I break down sobbing if she'll still make me present. At this point, I'd try it.

AAAAAAH. 15 MINUTES. WHATTHEFUCK. I'm gonna count it down. 14 minutes. -internal bleeding- 13 minutes. I can't breathe. Oh shit, everyone will have the chance to present today because of EOC testing. The period will be extended over 30 minutes. I'm seriously going to cry. 12 minutes. I can't take it. I'm about to explode. Everyone else seems so calm. Well, I guess I do, too, since I'm not doing anything. Haven't started trembling yet. 11 minutes. My legs are starting to, like, do that shaking thing you do when you're impatient. I know you know what I'm talking about. The thing. 10 minutes. Oh lord, please give me strength enough not to make an ass of myself. Please, oh please, oh please. 9 minutes. My body is seizing up. Like, my muscles are tightening and my arms are twitching. Jesus, this is horrible. And after I'm done, I'll be like, "OH IT WAS NO BIG DEAL," 8 minutes. But at the moment, it's a big fucking deal. I'm praying that someone else goes up there and fucks up. 7 minutes. I have no choice but to go, and I don't want to be the only one that fucks up. I have to present. 6 minutes. 5 minutes. (had to resave my powerpoint. ._.") Who am I kidding? I'll take a zero for this assignment. Well, I would. But I'd fail the class and have to take it again. 4 minutes. The teacher's getting ready. Turning her computer on, unlocking it, hooking up the class flash drive. I thought I was ready, but I'm not. 3 minutes. Oh god. I hope we go in order of how we signed up, and not by last name. I'd be one of the first ones to present. (last name starts with S, the others in my group are S through W.) 2 minutes. WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE SO CALM? 1 minute. I'm gonna end this post here after time is called. I hope things go well. Until tomorrow, stay beautiful, my lovelies. Adieu.~

So much fluctuation

Jenn here. I noticed that the stats are all over the place. I'll see if I can get Nick and Lauren to double up on days. All that's left now are the admins. As I suspected, Randi can't post because she doesn't have Internet at her house. Logan... -sigh- I dunno what happened with him. But no matter, we can keep my blog afloat by ourselves! Moving on, -yawn- I'm incredibly tired. AND. I finished Blue Exorcist yesterday and started on Black Butler. I'm already, like, five episodes in. Ungggg. Help me. I'm on an anime binge. But what can I say? I'm one Hell of a butler. (see? this is how bad it's gotten.) I might go ahead and keep watching it. (it's currently 7:39 a.m, by the way. ditching classwork for anime~ <3) I have a huuuuuge test next period that I should be studying for. It determines whether or not I fail the class. I need to study. Shit, I want to study. But I'm tired of the stress. Honestly, I've been studying my ass off for days, and getting nowhere. I don't see why studying now would do a bit of difference. I'll end up forgetting it before next period. I have two F's, and, what, 16 days of school left? How the fuck am I supposed to bring them up? (yes, I realize this has turned into a rant, stfu.) Anyway, it's been a full 24 hours since that last sentence, so time for a new paragraph!

It's hot as balls in my computer class. It's always hot as balls, what the actual fuck. Ugh, anyway. I took a 8mg sleeping pill last night and um, I'm still high off of it. Pretty obvi, too, I'm lumbering around, hanging my head and practically drooling as I type this. My eyelids are so heavy, and I'm ready to pass out. My tummy's full of breakfast and it's the perfect set of conditions to just...bleh. I'll try to stay awake as I tell you about my test yesterday. I think I failed, I'm gonna go check my grades.Oh. Yep, I failed. 52%. Looks like I'm going to summer school. Oh, wait. I have a 58 in there and in Physics. If I can get them up and keep them at at least a 60, I'll pass. COME ON, TWO POINTS. I think I can muster that much. Well, I hope I can. I got to a 58 in Physics merely by copying from my partner. (¬_¬) That's just how bad I am at science. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ Y U NO EASY? But yeah, I have something serious to tell you guys.

For the past, like, I dunno, week or so, my head's started to become more and more clouded. My judgement is clouded, and honestly, I feel numb. If I'm mean to someone, I honestly don't recognize it. I've noticed that I stare off into space a lot, drifting, if you will. I get angry at the littlest things and go off on the wrong people. I'm reverting to the ways I was accustomed to in grade school. I don't like it, but really, I don't want to change. I dunno, maybe I'm supposed to be miserable. I'm losing friends left and right, but I see no reason to seek them out and apologize. It's like my demons are getting the best of me. (Metaphorically speaking.) Tired, angry, sad. Hot damn, I'm depressed. Again. I was taken off my medications because of the complications on my heart. But I don't care if those meds make my heart completely fucking explode, I need them back. I've lost interest in things I usually love. Like music. I dread playing in band everyday. I used to love it. It's sickening. No matter how sunny it is, or how happy the people around me are, I'll always see the world as a dark, gloomy, lonely place. (Reverting to the depressing Jenn that first created this blog. Oh, joy.)

But enough of that, time to be happy again. Well, time to make the post feel happy again. Ah, uh. -yawn- I might add a picture. Yeah. That's what I'll do... if only I knew what picture to add. Anime? Eh. I typed in "kawaii" to Google and a picture of Ciel Phantomhive came up. xD -dead- Oh god, what? Maybe I won't post a picture after all.

 

HAHAHA, JUST KIDDING. Those are the two animes I'm currently obsessing over. I finished Blue Exorcist, but I'm gonna go back and watch it after I watch Attack on Titan. Nick's been a little dick about bugging me to watch it. BUT ANYWAYYYYYAYAY. I'm gonna end this post here before it becomes a page-long thing. ._." Off to watch Black Butler~! Until tomorrow, (or whenever), stay beautiful, my lovelies. Adieu.~

Byebye, author Josh.

So, yes, Abbie got the better of Josh, and he's not posting here anymore. I'm honestly a bit sad, he had an interesting writing style. Sad that he follows her orders like a pup. No matter, Nick finally posted, and he used a picture. Which is something I haven't done in forever. I actually giggled a bit at his post. BEFORE I FORGET, THIS IS JENN. Hurr. That shoulda been my first sentence, but whatevs.

This post won't be like the others because I actually have something to talk about. *^* So, I finished the second season of American Horror Story and all I have to say is...Eesh. Eh. It was good, buuuut, I liked the first season a lot more. The third season isn't on Netflix, and Lauren did some searching but couldn't find it anywhere else. So promptly after it ended, I wailed, "I'M SO BORED." (yes, I have the attention span of a peanut.) That is, until about 30 seconds later when I found "Blue Exorcist". My best friend Tyler has a shirt of the main character Rin Okumura, but I'd never done more than googled the series. Sooo, I took the chance and watched it. It was only in Japanese, and the subtitles are in the middle of the screen. That's not an exaggeration, either. xD It's annoying, but eh. I don't speak Japanese. Anyway, there are somethin' like 23 episodes. I started Saturday, and now I'm on episode 19. ಠ_ಠ I. Need. Help. It's so good. ಥ⌣ಥ But anyway. That concludes my rant of, like, nonsense. OHMYGOD. I talked to my friend, y'know, friend on Saturday as well, and yeah. Things went...alright. HAPPY JENN IS HAPPY.

 But, yeah, I'm in class at the moment. (I always feel compelled to tell you guys that.) It's 7:39 a.m. (I always tell you that, too.) I'm finished with work, and none of my other friends are awake yet. (Friends that are out-of-state) My other friends don't text in class. -3- Laaaaame. I'm tempted to either finish the Blue Exorcist series, start a new anime series, or go on YouTube and watch Markiplier and Pewds. ORRR, I could read/write fanfiction. Oh, my life choices are so hard. -dramatic sigh-  Netflix has Black Butler. (in case you can't tell, I've been quite infatuated with demon/satan-related things.) I'm gonna watch that next. *^* I hope it's in English. -goes to check- OH, IT IS. -hyperventilates- I WANNA WATCH IT. No, no, no, no, no, no. -internal feuding- Finish Blue Exorcist. OKAY. It's decided. I'll finish one, then start the other. -flail- I'm gonna end this post here and go check a few things before I slack off and watch Netflix. I shall see you guys again whenever. Lauren should be posting today. Until then, stay beautiful, my lovelies. Adeau.~

The nerd, The best Nerd, #1 Virgin

Herro My ppl!
This is Nicholas Woodcock. I am an admin on the "Screw innocence" blog of an ordinary girl blah blah blah ect. This is suppose to be my "introduction". So to make it short sweet and simple (Probably a bad idea since short, sweet, and simple promotes innocence) i am the nerd, the best nerd, #1 pro 1337 $VV@q virgin. My hobbies include gaming and.... having. no life. I pray games like LoL, Dota, BL2, and most MMORPG. So I think you've had enough nerdgasms today so I'm going to end the intro there. Painful Living reader.

P.S ladies, I AM available

-Flail-

Josh didn't post yesterday. The boy must die. No, but, srsly. Sorry about that. I didn't think to text and remind him to post. Ah, well, no matter. Doug Dimmadome's gonna post today. Coz if Nick's not at school, he won't post on the blog. But yass. I'm extremely fucking tired. Didn't go to sleep until 11:30. Yeah, that's not really late, buuuut I've been going to bed that late every night and waking up at 5:45. Kill me. ; ~ ; (ignore my crude joke, I am, in fact, not suicidal) I have a feeling this post won't be long because I only have 30 minutes to finish this, and watch what I can of an American Horror Story episode. Ugh, I'm literally addicted. It's bad. It's the reason I've been staying up so late. Damn you, interesting storyline and hot men. UNGGGG. -flips table- (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ Anyway, I'm ending this post here to go watch it. Stay tuned for another post by the admin, Lauren.

Picking up slack part 2.

So, ja, it's Jenn again. Josh might be posting here later today as well, but just in case he doesn't, I'm posting from school coz I can't when I get home. With that out of the way, how are you guys? It's only been 24 hours, but a lot of shit has already happened. But not bad, like usual. (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Nick wasn't at school yesterday, and knowing him, he'll be gone for weeks before he comes back. Because he's "sick" -ahem-. Anyway, if he doesn't happen to be at school tomorrow, I'll text him and see if he can still post. If not, I'll fill in. Again. Or I might have Lauren do it. Three people can successfully run a blog, I know it. BUT NO MORE BLOG TALK.

So, yesterday, my Physics teacher decided to let a student teach. Like, this isn't a joke, a legit student taught the class. She got up and was like, "So, I'm teaching today," She's nice to me, but not the brightest crayon in the box. I won't say more because she can probably see this (though I doubt she will). I could tell she didn't really know what she was doing, and I actually felt compelled to go up and help her. (side note, we are learning Newton's second law of motion, so I could have easily stepped in and taught it) But the best part is, she curses like a sailor. Someone gave her an answer, and she couldn't understand, so she asked them, "Did you say C? C as in cunt?" I died a little on the inside. (from internal laughter and probably bleeding) Whenever she got something wrong, or made a mistake, she would mutter, "Oh, shit!" and the teacher would just sit in his chair in the back and listen. At one point, he actually helped her a bit by passing out a handout, but then he was silent. It was glorious. Then, for the last, I dunno, ten minutes of class, we watched music videos, and a video of some chick getting bashed in the head with a shovel. (that, too, was glorious)

YAY FOR UNORGANIZATION! Coz, yeah, I didn't really have anything planned to talk about except the Physics thing. ◕ ◡ ◕ Uwahhh. We're supposed to be, um, finishing work in my first period Computer Apps class, but, er, I'm already done. Finished them as they were assigned. -nerd- I literally have nothing to do until our next unit. If we even have one. -super mega big yawn- Ouch, that hurt my jaw a bit. Anyway, I'm kind of scrambling for things to write about because I have nothing else to do. Watching YouTube kills my phone's battery, and it's blocked on all school computers until 10:30 this morning. It's 7:43. I wish I had someone to text. -forever alone- UGH COME ON, JENN, THINK. TYPE. WRITE. BLOG. STOP USING CAPS. Okokok, that was weird, eh? And, this is me calling someone out. (not in a bad way. ish. eh. you'll see) There's a guy that used to comment on my blog a lot, and he hasn't been. I dunno if he stopped reading, or just hasn't commented. But I do miss him dearly. -insert sad face-

Moving on, though, before I start flailing. -flails- FUCK. I'm really cold. Like, I have goosebumps and everything. It's so hot outside. Yet I have goosebumps from being cold inside. Yeah, fuck logic. OH, YES. I must tell you guys about a new "horror" series I've been watching. I use the word horror very lightly here. Anyway. American Horror Story. There are four seasons, I think. Two on Netflix. I saw the first one, and my God was it good. There were a lot of weird parts, like the latex ghost, and the evil mutant baby. But all in all, it was super mega amazing. Now I'm on the second season. About aliens. ( 　ﾟ,_ゝﾟ) It's in an old-timey asylum and I was hoping for more ghosts. But no, I got men in little green suits. And, they used the exact same cast from the first season. It's difficult to see them as anything but their characters from the first season. I mean, not frapping against the series, but come on. OHMYGODWAIT. -fangirl screeches- Adam Levine guest stars in it. I've only seen most of the first episode, but I think he's in it for the season. I really really really really hope so. (you don't even understand my obsession with him. He's like an angel. <3 Gorgeous, talented, kind, funny. Unggg)

Dang, how are these posts so long? I'm literally babbling about nothing. Ah, well. I'm gonna end this post here and go watch the rest of episode one. If my Netflix loads at school. -crosses my fingers- Actually, I change my mind. I won't end the post yet. I'm gonna finish the episode, then blog my reaction. OKAY, BREAK. -skip ahead 2 minutes- That's it? wat. WAT. -flips table- (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ MOOOOOORE. Next episode. -two minutes in- Well, Adam's dead. And now, so are my dreams. -another four minutes in- Um, wat. Okay, I'm definitely ending this post here. See you lovelies on Friday. Until then, stay beautiful. -tummy growls- AGH, STFU. Adeau.~ ^-^

Picking up slack.

So, it's Jenn. Hururur. Anyway, as I'd expected, Randi and Logan probably won't post, so Tuesdays and Wednesdays from now on will be open for the other admins and authors to post. If not, eh. Yolo. (forgive my swag-faggery this early in the morning. OHWAITYOUCAN'TSEETHETIME. it's 7:32.) For today, I'll fill in and make a random post about stuff and whatnot. Yes, yes, quite. I woke up at five somethin' to a text from my friend, and I couldn't get back to sleep. Sooo, I got up and dicked around until time for the bus. AND, not like you'd care, coz..yeah, no one cares about Jenn (oh, irony), but my stomach hurts. LIKE A MUDDA FAKA. No but srsly. Hell knows no pain like that of a stomach ache/cramp. IT'S A MIX OF BOTH. A STOMACH CRACHE. Ohmylordwhatismylife. Pardon me, I'm tired, yet extremely hyper. School is out for me in less than 30 days. JASE, HERE I COME. (oh wait, a little sidenote so no one calls me out on it. prom actually wasn't on a boat. I wasn't paying attention. the school was decorated to look like one. gaaaaaay.)

Oh, and. xD My grandma started taking me to my old therapist again. Normally, it's insignificant information -shit you shouldn't care about- but this time was different. Client-therapist sessions are supposed to be about the client, in this case, me, but my grandma decided to be an attention whore and start crying about something not even related to me or the session. Not being an attention whore myself, but if you're paying for someone to talk to you, and your parents butt in with random, retarded information, wouldn't you be a bit upset? I hardly spoke for the two hours we were there. Damn, granny, if you wanted a therapist, I woulda been happy to wait in the fuckin' car. Be that as it may, when I did get to speak, I was a complete smartass about it. My therapist talked to me like I was a retard. She even used the classic, "How does that make you feel?" Bitch, really? She gave me a huge, long lecture on how the way I say things affect people. No shit, Sherlock. I know I'm rude. If I like someone, I won't be rude. But I don't like people. xD She even told me, "You need to be more considerate of others. Just some food for thought." to which I promptly, and smart-assly replied, "Thanks, but I'm not hungry." -insert dramatic explosions and a wave of OOOOO's- I felt like such a badass. Now I remember why she hates me. Oh, well, whatcha gonna do 'bout it, faggot? ಥ⌣ಥ (yay for obscure movie references ♥)

NEW TOPIC. Fuck therapists. Hell, if you separate their name, they're known as the rapists. That's totes not cool. Don't anally probe me. This post went downhill quickly. OHHEY. Before I forget, I hope you guys like the new admins and authors. Prolly shoulda said that when I mentioned Randi and Logan. Well, oops. My mind was elsewhere. -insert tumbleweed gif- I hope as the blog progresses, there will be more posts by them. Thursday's not even here yet, but I'm excited to see what Nick posts. Probably something to the effect of, "Hi. I'm Nick. Yep." -temper tantrum- (⋋▂⋌) But yass. You will always be able to tell it's me without me even saying it. xD My posts are longer and more retarded. And less..er..formal? I dunno, Josh was pretty formal. It was interesting, tho. Right? Riiiiight? Right. I shall be ending this post here and will see you guys again on Friday. Until then, stay beautiful, my lovelies. Adeau.~

My name is Doug Dimmadome.

Hey. I'm Lauren, one of the admins, but you can call me Doug Dimmadome. I live in kentucky.
I go to school with jenn.
I'm 17.
Aaaaaand, that's all you need to know about me.
And today I got cavities filled.
They jabbed a needle in my sinuses.
The left side of my face is still numb.
I'm gonna take a nap now.

She dead.

First post by Josh

Hello, my name is Josh. I am 15 years old and am a good friend of Jenn. I live in Kentucky and attend same school as Jenn. I should probably stop before I put too much information out there and start getting knocks on the door by strange people, shouldn't I? Yes, I believe so.
Unfortunately I didn't really think of  what I'd be talking about beforehand, so this may be a bit...unorganized.

I suppose I'll tell you what has been happening in my life in the hopes that someone might care. For the larger part of this year it's mostly just been a balancing act of my grades and social life (or lack thereof). Although I have been able to retain a 4.0 it's been...difficult to put it lightly. I guess I kind of asked for a bit of difficulty when I signed up for all AP, huh? Basically there have been only 3 things that have kept me sane throughout this semester. My video games, my small group of friends, and my gf (the previously aforementioned Abbe).

I believe that's all I have time for and probably is as much of  my writing as any one person can take. Goodbye, and have a wonderful day.

I'll write a title later.

Goodmooooorning~! It's currently 7:34 a.m in Kentuckysville, and I'm tired. ;c And hungry. And hot. Blehhhh. (I literally just had to take a 30 minute break to do some make-up work. it's now 8:00 ._.) -yawns- I'm so tired, and my chest feels weird. It's like someone's in my chest squeezing my heart from the inside. I don't like it. ._. ANYWAYYYY. I'm failing two of my four classes~! woohoo for summer school! <3 -dies a little- ; ~ ; I forgot to give my friends the blog info. xD But I have the little slips already written out today, so I won't forget! I'll be adding two of my friends to the editor's list; Logan and Randi. Logan's my Onii, and Randi is my best friend. They also happen to be together. (Cue one big AAAAAAWWWWW!) But yass. I'm also taking Abbie off the list of editors for reasons of my own. Two editors replaced. (Josh included with Abbie. I'm not letting that fuck anywhere near my blog. >_> without a signed permission slip. xD! Kidding! We're cool. Ish. Eh. ._.) But it's whatevs. (✿◠‿◠) I've decided on how to break up the new blog schedule. There will still be posts for every day of the week. Monday will be Lauren, Tuesday Logan, Wednesday Randi, Thursday Nick, Friday me. (If I decide so, Abbie and Josh might write on Saturday and Sunday.) I hope you all are as excited as me for the new new direction the blog will be taking.

YAY FOR A NEW PARAGRAPH. Class will be ending soon, and so will my post. The new blog schedule should be starting up in the next week or so, if my friends hold true. (things might fluxuate for Randi, because she's...difficult when it comes to responsibility. -3- If things do fluxuate, I'll take her place) And with that, my post comes to a close. Check back Monday afternoon sometime for the newest post by our Admin/Editor Lauren. ^-^ Until then, stay beautiful my lovelies! Adeau.~

Over 1K Views!?

Jeez. Most of those 1K views are mine. xD I like reading what I write. ; ~ ; Anywho, today's Tuesday. I wasn't in school yesterday because I didn't feel safe riding the bus. (because of the storms and tornados and whatnot.) I created my own holiday! ~(*^*)~ I call it... -drumroll- D-Day. Yes, there's already a day in history named D-Day, but mine is different. Mine stands for Destruction Day. It's basically my own personal Purge. I don't break laws, I'm not that retarded. However, I do settle scores with people. (meaning fighting) I also go out and buy cheap things to break. Because yoloooo. But yes, the kickoff of D-Day was a success. cx How are you guys, by the way? I have't gotten any strange texts, so I'm guessing next to no one is reading this shit anymore. Ah, well. It's still fun to post. Even if it is only for me. ^-^ Jeez, I sound lonely. ._. But anyway.

Prom was Saturday, and from what I heard, it was off the hook~! -herp ma derp- I didn't go, tho. I think I already said that. But, yeah. It's whatever.Once again, it's taken me three days to write one post. (I keep having to stop because of school and class and crap) I've come to the realization that people have stopped reading my blog all together. And that's just fine. Anywhooo. Today at lunch, I'm going to give out my blog information to all my friends and let them write posts for the blog. I'll have them do a little collab intro post and then yeah. They'll have free reign ^-^ Though, they probably won't use emoticons like me. (Well, Lauren might.)

Abbie's probably gonna be the formal one, the one closest to an actual writer. (Like I used to be.) Her boyfriend might write with her, I dunno, nor do I really care. Uh, who else? OH JA. Nick. He's the one closes to my cousin, John. In resemblance, I mean. He'll be the weird/funny/maybe boring (xD) one. Then there's Lauren. She's probably gonna be the one closest to me when it comes to typing. Unless of course Bailey chooses to write here also. (I hope so, uwahhh~! Bailey is super mega kawaii <3) Get ready for the shitstorm that is my friends. I hope this goes over well. o.o

I must end this post here, but there shall be more to come very soon~! ^-^ Until then, stay beautiful, my lovelies. Adeau~!